Chief Chinchilla a.k.a. J-Zone - Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog lyrics

{*Jingle Bells plays on a piano in the background*} [J-Zone] Damn Chief~! This Christmas party's a drag yo Damn listen to the music [Chief Chinchilla] Pssh, not only that, look at the f**in liquor they got in here man They don't have no Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog How you gon' have a Christmas party with no Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog? [J-Zone] Yo Chief, this is the Hilton Hotel They ain't gonna have that sh** in here [Chief Chinchilla] Man they make it in 40's and sixty-fo's I don't wanna hear that sh** [J-Zone] That's some ghetto sh**, but anyway These people don't know what it is Let 'em know what it is man {"Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog"} [Chief Chinchilla] Merry muh'phukkin Christmas, hoe hoe hoe As I arrive my sleigh 22's through the snow When I come down the chimney, fu*k milk and cookies I just want a lil' Egg Nog and a lil'... p**y~! Bo$$ Hog Egg Nog to be exact 98 proof, it'll put you on yo' back On the first day of Christmas, my n***a said to me A bottle of that Bo$$ Hog, E-double-G Naw! No I'm not white, I ain't fat, I ain't nerd But if you ask if I'm drunk n***a, "OH sh*t YES!" Got no gifts, don't need no elves I just wanna get this Egg Nog and throw this off the shelf Pull up to the liquor sto' so I get, served Pull up to the mistletoe so I can, swerve I can't drive drunk as I dash through the snow But I'ma ride my sleigh drinkin Egg Nog, to' up [Dick $tallion] Motherf** a Michelob Stack yo' chips, keep the Stroh's Take a sip, and hit your hoe Bo$$ Hog Malt Liquor! [Chief Chinchilla] Yeah, to all you parents I wish you'd tell yo' kids there ain't no motherf**in Santa Claus No such thing as Christmas They believe that sh**, that's why the kids are f**ed up now You leave an iPod in yo' livin room, under the Christmas tree I'ma come through the chimney, take it and put it on eBay