Chiddy Bang - Bad Day lyrics

Darwin Deez, Theodore Grams, yeah Everday oughta be a bad day for you That's right, uh We used to be so strong Back then we was right, now we so wrong She was Beyonce, I could've got my Hov on And when she hang up on me, I tell her hold on Quit that sh**, I don't use force Today is a bad day, we've been divorced When I think about stress, I don't really need it But this is plagiarism, cause my shorty just cheated And shorty conceited (She out of her mind, I wish she had Louis and a card in decline) She had school with no aid, no H.I.V. Hope you don't get in the club with that fake I.D. Why would you hurt somebody that you called your man for? And I hope you get evicted by your landlord But, she be messin' with me And I'm hoping she lose my number indefinitely So Everday oughta be a bad day for you Everday oughta be a bad day for you I guess you can't remember all the times that I was there Your emotions on a roller coaster, no fun fair You had me on the phone, but hate me when I come there Xaphoon, let's cut it down to a drum snare Yeah, yeah, just like that I hope I hope you go deaf so you can't hear sh** Yeah, I hope I hope you go blind Cause you look me in the face and you laugh when I cry Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty (Maybe you should wonder that) Well I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny (Oh, I hope you get locked out) Cause everday oughta be a bad day for you Everday oughta be a bad day for you She's way too complex When we argue, she takin' sh** out of context And, I know I could have did more But I'm never home, I was always on tour I could be anywhere in the world, had one wish To be with you until you gave that dude a tongue kiss And this is hard for me to say like a tongue twist My heart don't beat for you so let the drum hit And, you know I just got promoted Now I be the boss and I hope you get demoted Happiness is a warm gun, live it fully loaded And sh** got worse when I exploded Boom, I wrote it soon, I hope you brought a cab pay And I hope you get detention on a half day I wish I could use your blouse for an ashtray Cause for you, everyday should be a bad day Everday oughta be a bad day for you Everday oughta be a bad day for you Xaphoon you crazy But so am I Everday oughta be a bad day for you Everday oughta be a bad day for you Everday oughta be a bad day for you Everday oughta be a bad day for you