Cheech And Chong - Black La**ie (A Great American Dog) lyrics

Hi, I'm Johnny Stash And I'm here to sing about A great American dog Black La**ie Hit it, Carl She was born in the Detroit ghetto During the riots of '65 Her daddy was a big fat alley rat But he could lick a dog twice his size Her mama was A long legged Afghan And she came from the High cla** part of town But late at night When the moon got bright Her and the rat Really went to town Black La**ie, fat and sa**y She started poor, aw But now she's rich She's the queen Of the doggy world Black La**ie is a ghetto (Sssh, don't you say it) But I'm talking about Black La**ie Now I want everybody to listen While Carl plays with his wa-wa That was Carl and his wa-wa Thank you very much, Carl That's just fine You can stop now, Carl Carl, you can stop now Gimme that wa-wa, Carl Don't you ever try to play when I'm Singing about a great American dog Black La**ie, fat and sa**y She started poor, aw But now she's rich She's the queen of All the doggys in the world Because Black La**ie She's a ghetto (Sssh, don't you say it) But I'm talking about Black La**ie A great American Half dog, half rat Don't mess with her Because she'a a real (shut up) Aw, shut up, yourself I wasn't gonna say b**h I'm talking about Black La**ie I can just see little Timmy now Standing in front of that liquor store Calling his dog Here, Black La**ie Here, Black La**ie Come over here, girl Get out that trashcan And come over here Woo, you stink, where you been In that store, playing with men again Come over here, girl I got a cheeseburger for you That's right, sit up Aw, that's a good girl Aw, God, you're ugly Those beady eyes But I love you, girl Speak for me, girl Speak for me I love you