Chas & Dave - Beer Belly lyrics

I'm one of them hopeless cases I'm ashamed to say Got a job to tie my laces My belly gets in the Way And I get puffed out on the disco floor I can't do me trousers up no more I took up wearing braces Cos a belt gets in the way Now none of my shirts won't fit me They all keep coming undone My mates all take the mickey Believe me it ain't much fun When you get puffed out on the disco floor And you can't do ya trousers up no more They all swan about with crumpet But me I can't get none Cos I'm developing a beer belly An I don't reckon it at all I'm developing a beer belly Me trousers seem to small (trousers are too small) And I get puffed out on the disco floor I can't do me trousers up no more Cos I'm developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly I'm developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly Now I know that I could lose it If I really tried I 'spose But I can't leave the beer alone Thats how the story goes And I get puffed out on the disco floor I can't do me trousers up no more Me mates all swan about with crumpet And that gets up my nose Cos I'm developing a beer belly An I don't reckon it at all I'm developing a beer belly Me trousers seem to small (trousers are too small) And I get puffed out on the disco floor I can't do me trousers up no more Cos I'm developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly I'm developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly I'm developing a beer belly I don't reckon it at all I'm developing a beer belly Me trousers seem to small (trousers are too small) And I get puffed out on the disco floor I can't do me trousers up no more Cos I'm developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly I'm developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly I'm developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly I'm developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly