Anderson-Gadd-Smith-Thomas I remember back in '65 when me and little Julie were friends She was a cost clerk at the Highland's Garage, I got to see her nearly every weekend I thought I'd cracked it after just a few weeks, another night and she'd come across I got the elbow the very next night - she was putting it out for her boss I never knew the girl could be so nasty and so cruel I never thought that I could be such a fool, such a fool I had some good times in late '68 with young Mandy (she's a visual treat) So tall and slender with the grace of a dove, I remember she had great big feet It didn't matter, she was crazy 'bout me, made me feel like some big shot film star I got the bullets 'cos I didn't have wheels - she had fallen for an E-Type sports car I never knew the girl could be so nasty and so cruel I never thought that I could be such a fool, such a fool Summer romances, cool heady days, I took my chances, I had my ways Hot summer places, moving around, sweet summer faces there to be found ... Then in the summer of '72 I met a little beauty called Anne She was a stunner, an icy cool blonde, so I took her down my mum's caravan We spent the evening at a place quite nearby, I was busy pouring gin down her throat I got her back to the van in the dark, but she pa**ed out 'fore I took off her coat I never knew the girl could be so nasty and so cruel I never thought that I could be such a fool, such a fool