Charlie Walker - Don't Squeeze My Sharmon lyrics

Did you hear what happened last Saturday night While dancin' and drinkin' we all got half tight This sweet thing named Sharmon was a dancin' with me When up stepped her boy friend and he hollered at me Please don't squeeze my Sharmon don't hold her so tight You'd best keep my warning it's my last one tonight She's soft and she's gentle and as sweet as can be And if Sharmon needs squeezing then leave back to me [ steel ] Along about midnight I was feeling no pain And me and Miss Sharmon were dancin' again Then Hank and big Harlan got into a fight And I heard someone holler as out went the lights Please don't squeeze my Sharmon... And if Sharmon needs squeezing then leave back to me