Charlie Perry - Funked Up lyrics

Check, ha [Verse 1] Hello, yeah, guess who's back? Drunk as f** again so I can barely spit a rap And when I'm sober I'm nice, a girl's best friend Then my head switches to f**ing [aching?], get bent And this really ain't the real me Don't mistake me for being sober just 'cos I can still speak And don't try and reason with me, nah, I'm far past that I'll ask for a sip of your drink but never pa** back (Pa** that!) I've got a bad attitude, I got sk** and another couple things that you haven't, dude Beating me's like trying to win a race you start backwards I'm unbreakable, b**h you can't hack this You might think I'm arrogant; I'm not I am not on your planet, on your planet I am not I tripped on you missus, how I managed I forgot I was pissed and somehow my hands just landed up her tot [Chorus] x2 It's like my mind's been hijacked I can feel signals shooting through my synapse ([climax?]) I'll return on the next day Same sh**, different weekend's what my friends say [Verse 2] Wake up- sh**, what did I do last night? Friends say I should take it slow, I'll just laugh like Never been the type to drink by the half-pint Can't find anything I had at the start, my Wallet's missing and I've got a vision Of this boy that's switching, saying I was with his missus I can see his fister twitching But I'm not about that business, heading out the door But first I'm nicking all the liquor from that little dickhead's kitchen b**hing's something that I don't take part in, [?] More than a couple times I've pa**ed out in gardens Hi Mum, it's the new me I only went for a shot but somehow came back with two E's ([?]) I'm the one who's acting drunk as f** Eyes wide open hugging everything I f**ing touch But now I'm in my bed and I'm surrounded by vomit My head's spinning out but I'm feeling f**ing proud of it, yeah [Chorus] x2 [Spoken] Ha ha ha, why's it always me? I'm always the one who ends up, like, crowd surfing through the living room at, like four in the morning Oh well. We all get pissed, right? As long as you enjoy yourself Where's my beer, man?