Well I was out a drinking with a couple of friends of mine When the bartender handed me the telephone and said there's your wife on the line Well I told her I was just a drinking with the couple of buddies I knew But she told me in a few short words just what she wanted me to do She said won't you come home and talk to a stranger You might even make yourself a friend She said won't you come home and talk to a stranger It's the only place in days you haven't been Well I sat there about an hour just a talkin' with the rest of the guys And when she walked through that front door she had gethome in her eyes She said you've talked to danced with every woman in town but me And if you just come around you might like my company She said won't you come home... It's the only place in days you haven't been