Because I'm blonde I don't have to think I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks Don't have to worry about getting a man If I keep this blonde, and I keep these tan Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah I see people working It just makes me giggle Cause I don't have to work I just have to jiggle Cause I'm blonde B-L-O-N-D Cause I'm a blonde Don't you wish you were me I never learned to read, and I never learned to cook Why should I bother when I look like I look I know lots of people are smarter than me But I have this philosophy So what Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah I see girls without dates And I feel so sorry for 'em Cause whenever I'm around All the men ignore 'em Cause I'm blonde Nyah, nyah, nyah Cause I'm a blonde Nyah, nyah, nyah They say to make it you need talent and ambition Well, I got a TV show, and this was my audition SPOKEN: Um, okay, what was it? Okay, um, don't tell me...Oh yeah, okay: "Duck, Magnum! Duck!" Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah I took an IQ test And I flunked it, of course I can't spell VW But I got a Porsche Cause I'm a blonde B-L-I-N-D Cause I'm a blonde Don't you wish you were me SPOKEN: I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is, like, a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can! Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children! Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah Cause we're a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah Girls think I'm snotty And maybe it's true With my hair and body You would be too Cause I'm a blonde B-L...I don't know (Cause) I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah Yes, I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah Cause I'm a blonde Yeah, yeah, yeah