Charlie Beans - Rum & Coke lyrics

[Louis C.K. skit] [Verse 1] Now if you would have told me this is where I'd be at 25 I would have told you to go f** yourself I can't remember when's the last time that I felt alive How can you when you don't love yourself I mean I sit and waste away in this apartment In this trendy little city Where my girlfriend's car gets Stolen right outside where she parked it And all I do is get drunk and stare at this carpet like I should probably vacuum I'm sick of looking at that coffee table Covered in those past dues And writing about that coffee table Covered in those past dues Every time her dad calls it's always f**ing bad news Then she texted me on a break Said she wanted to get away I said we should go on a date She asked if i'm sure that I can afford it I said that it's not important There's gotta be something more to life We spend all this time on this planet goddamn it We barely manage Just take a second to vanish Imagine if we could do it Couple kids in their 20s Don't worry about the money The waitress will take your order like [Hook] She said would it be alright If I got a rum and coke I said baby for the night Let's pretend that we're not broke Sick of living in tomorrow Should be living in the here She whispered something in my ear And said You only get this once You better love it You only get this once You better love it You only get this once You better love it [Verse 2] Now I implore that you spend Every single dollar that you have Never find a happy man Obsessed with piling up his cash When the reaper comes to greet you And he's preying on your soul You can beg and you can cry But you can't pay him off in gold So take a mortgage on my heart What's a credit score to God? It's been seven years And they're still bill collecting on my mom They'll come after you long after you've been resting in your grave Take every dollar that you made And every dollar that you saved And spend that sh** Spend it on the weekend Spend it on your girlfriend Cause when the world ends Goes off the deep end My uncle said a lucky man will die with three friends It doesn't make you love to have a bank account with three M's It makes you love to have some people in your life to love you The most obvious sh** I think I've ever said It isn't money or a house or a cabin on a lake It's a family it's a spouse loving every single day [Hook] Now it's the sound of the machines Drowning out my dreams (It's everything I hate and it's everything I am) It's the way I pack my lunch It's that clock I got to punch (It's everything I hate and it's everything I am) Said it's my motherf**ing job Treating money like my god (It's everything I hate and it's everything I am) (It's everything I hate and it's everything I am) [Hook]