went to the river, I couldn't get across I jumped on your papa 'cause I thought he was a horse, now Rode him over, give him a Coca-Cola Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream Take soap and water, for to keep it clean Up she jumped, down she fell Her mouth flew open like a mussel shell, now Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream Take soap and water, for to keep it clean Your sister was a teddy, your daddy was a bear Put the muzzle on your mama 'cause she had bad hair, now Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream Take soap and water, for to keep it clean If you want to hear that elephant laugh Take him down to the river and wash his yas-yas-yas, then Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream Take soap and water, for to keep it clean If you want to go to Heaven when you d-i-e You got to put on your collar and your t-i-e, now Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream Take soap and water, for to keep it clean If you want to get the rabbit out the l-o-g You've got to put on the stump like a d-o-g, now Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream Take soap and water, for to keep it clean Run here, doctor, run here fast See what's the matter with his yas-yas-yas, now Ride him over, give him a Coca-Cola Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream Soap and water, for to keep it clean