[Verse 1] I was recently rid of a man again So I caught me a cab to see Flanagan I told the cabbie "the alley in back" I told myself coming would keep me intact Flanny shouts from the second floor As I crossed the lot to the kitchen door I see Guillermo and give him some lip And I cross to the bar, Ellen pours me a nip And I look to the stage it's the rock of rage as Jon is on And how could I listen without wanting to be with them And how could I have thought that I was ever alone? [Chorus] I feel like singing and drinking and stuff And I don't wanna care if I stumble or cry Handle me like family and that'll be enough To keep me from dying when I want to die [Post-Chorus] When over the rainbow's too far Go to Lar, go to Lar, go to Largo When over the rainbow's too far Go to Lar, go to Lar, go to Largo [Verse 2] I'm hopping scotches with Loretta and Bob But barely containing my rapturous song Jon's calling names here like Santa's reindeer On Palmer on Leisz on Sarah on Sean I love watching the Watkins when they're rocking with Garza I want to be part of the band though And when Mr. Tench is on the bench I want to be the piano [Chorus] I feel like singing and drinking and stuff And I don't wanna care if I stumble or cry Handle me like family and that'll be enough To keep me from dying when I want to die [Post-Chorus] When over the rainbow's too far Go to Lar, go to Lar, go to Largo When over the rainbow's too far Go to Lar, go to Lar, go to Largo