Charles Bronson - Diet Rootbeer lyrics

You stabbed me in the back you f**ing jerk Don't try to deny it, it just makes it worse Your f**ing actions are so cheap You talked about me when I went to sleep But surprise, surprise I heard your f**ing punk a**! Please explain to me why I'm so f**ed What did I do to lose your trust? When I talked about you I was always sincere So just put that thing in my back just a little deeper! What the f**? You say I'm weird Should I kick back and have a beer? Mousse my hair? Smoke some hash? Or lay around all day on my a** just like you? Then I'd be cool! What did I do to make you dislike me so? I thought we were tight after all those p**nos When I talked about you I was always sincere So f** no, you can't have any of my diet rootbeer!