Chaos - Doomsday News lyrics

[Verse 1: Canibus] If I had half as many bars in gold as I had in lyrics when I flowed I'd be the richest man on the globe n***as wanna know is Canibus gold? That's a stupid-a** question motherf**er, is Canada cold? 'Bout a thousand degrees lower than liquid nitro is Five thousand degrees hotter than flame throwers I reflect light, bounce off walls and wreck mics Disconnect your windpipe by cuttin your neck with a knife Rip through everything from tissues to blood vessels My ninjitsu k** you with the art of Tenchu I zig-zag-zig, crushin a kid With G-forces violent enough to crush your ribs Like pilots that fly Russian MIG comin to punish you pigs Give a f** who you is n***a, Canibus in ya biz From the lowest point in the planet to Mt. Everest I kick the illest sh**, spray-paintin my name across the pyramids The rap terrorist, Professor Emeritus f** forbidden fruit, I was eating p**y in Genesis [Hook: Panama P.I] What you got n***as that's ready to brawl? I'll give you the phone card and the celly to make a call What the f** y'all b**h n***as actin like y'all tough for? We'll stuff y'all, uppercut y'all, gun bu*t y'all On stage we break arms, legs, backs and jaws Enough damage to cancel your tour (f** y'all!) [Verse 2: Canibus] Now I said it once and I'll say it a thousand times I got thousands of rhymes, the rechargeable alkaline kind You wanna a piece of mind? Fine, we can take it outside Otherwise you're wastin your time, cause I'ma shine For the one-triple-9, n***as gamblin damage they eyes Goin blind, tryna keep up with these lyrical lines The type of n***a you can't flow behind without a dope rhyme You f** around and get clotheslined til you nosedive We can rhyme fair and square or fair in the sphere Any place, anywhere, you n***as don't have a prayer Cause doomsday is near, f*ggot n***as is scared They stand and stare as I appear upon a cushion of air With a long white beard flamin, hot enough to sunburn Satan Hotter than white people takin vacation out in Jamaica out in the sun bathin Sun bakin in gamma ray radiation til they skin color look Cajun Motherf**ers start ageing to the point where they faces shrivel up like raisins And they become cancer patients [Hook] [Verse 3: Canibus] Yo, yo, yo.. I manipulate the metaphysical Power to hold my breath for half an hour Continuously breathin outward; you ain't an MC you a coward I make wack rappers lose control of they bladders And piss in they trousers Pink p**y possum n***as play dead While my heat waves hit, and verbal x-rays evaporate sh** Water molecules get transformed to vapors My lyrics turn the Pacific into a dry lakebed Electromagnetic ca**ettes melt tape decks n***as battle in space; tryin to hold it down But they can't cause they weightless Amateur swordsmen gets stabbed through they face mask Trying to escape d**h A world where the whole globe will contract Ebola From drinkin spring water darker than Coca-Cola Human with AIDS, computers with Y2K I rock rhymes counter-clockwise until doomsday f** y'all, f** y'all, f** y'all