Feel uptight, don't feel right Got no money to see me through the night Head's spinnin', feel a mess Feel my worst, tryin' to act my best Got sick on my trousers, got sick on the floor Fallin asleep, I'm beginning to snore Got to get home, it's the only way But I don't know my f**ing way Cos I'm an alcoholic! And I just love the kick! I'm dribblin my words, got a glazy stare Cos I'm addicted to beer! Woke up this morning with the sun In me eyes Woke up in the garden, what a surprise Half-eaten kebab stuck to my head I wish I was asleep in my bed Cos now I'm lying here with an aching liver In a cold sweat, I'm begging to shiver Falling asleep in the trash Now I got a nasty rash