I likes to go down the pub every other day On my marry way for a bottle of "K" Propping up the bar, sipping down me pint Won't be very long before we're pissed right up tonight Pissed right up: Cider, cider apple tree Cider, cider I can't see Now I'm going out of me mind Now I'm going f**ing blind God knows what's happening to me Feels like I've been kicked in Cider, cider apple tree Cider, cider one for me Cider I up landlord Cider I up landlord Put more cider in my jug Cider I up landlord Cider I up landlord Put more cider in my jug I just can't get enough When I'm guzzling my gallon down! I know a place in England where the cider apple grows The farmer that lives down there has got a big red nose He's always drinking cider, as he sits beneath the tree Come on drink your cider up, it's the one for you and me The one for you! On Tuesday morning you find me signing on the dole With all the dirty stop-outs from Easton up to Knowl I got the blues: The cider blues: On Thursday morning you find him standing by the door By 3 o'clock he's down the pub, can't even see the floor Drink cider, drink cider All of the day Drink cider, drink cider It's the only way Drink cider, drink cider Spend all your pay And get bleeding binned out of it!