I carry my microphone with me Everywhere I go It makes for a very good dead weight In case of an emergency In case I need to break your face In case I need you to be dead Who do you think you are Who do I think you are I know who you are And it's hard to believe that God made you and me With the same hands Sit? I tell my doggie to sit But I am not a dog But you make the animal in me Want to come out all over you Chorus [x2] And it's hard to believe That I'm still a believer