[Intro] [Bouncer] R... R... How do you spell it? Raciste? Nope, I'm sorry, your name is not on the list [Bodyguard] Step aside! Step aside! [Guest] No-no-no, it's cool. They're with me [Caroline Polachek] I spotted you in Sean John At the Spring and Summer sample sale The overstock of oversize made you look so thin and pale Where has we met before? Balenciaga show? Backstage in Paris or face-hunting in Milan, oooh let's go [Kool A.D.] I'm at the fashion party I'm wearing fashion clothes I'm putting fashionable powders up inside my nose Looking at these fashion friends Tryin' to make them fashion ends Tryin' to touch that fashion paper Like they was fashion pens I'm like a fountain pen I look like mountain men But I'm not a mountain man I'm a f**ing mountain, man I f** with fashion trends My trends are fashion forward Two dollar jeans and Gucci visors from the dollar store [Heems] Garbage bags, Lanvin Why you call it 'Lan-vin'? People very educated out here in the Hamptons Yes I'm tan, and Taliban chic Shorty said I look like a Taliban freak Mr. Tally Man told me I'm bananas last week I'm Heems, working on a line with Khalif Let's freak Highest thread counts on my sheet Ain't I seen you at that fashion party last week? I'm at a fashion party I'm wear-ing fashion clothes I'm wearing fashion fabrics everyone in fashion knows I'm smoking ganja weed (But dog, what about the Janjaweed?) Yo the Pope wear Prada, the devil wear Prada I can't be bothered, I'm tryin to holla! [Hook] I see London, I see France Where'd you get yourself those pants? I can't tell if you want to hit me or if you want to dance Hot pink and acid green All dressed up like Halloween Can't tell you if I know you from the catalogue or magazine (She's a model and she's ooh, looking good) I got the cameras flashin' Fa-Fa-Fa Fashion [Kool A.D.] Next is bed and breakfast Carmel, Michel Foucault, Michelle ma belle Yup, Western medicine Lobster, steak, and venison Wafer thin crackers, famous actors Duck confit, Pinot Grigio Hummus with miso, scallop piece-io So freaky-deaky, so fashion fashion [Caroline] I'll take a five zero CK one And make a two three sport Tell the interns to shut the Dior Studded, beaded, slip-on flats With high-top low-rise ankle wraps Mulberry, periwinkle, beige ecru Eggplant, mustard, midnight blue Tie-dye laced with leather trim Musky sport cologne for him [Hook] I see London, I see France Where'd you get yourself those pants? I can't tell if you want to hit me or if you want to dance (I'm trying to dance) Hot pink and acid green All dressed up like Halloween Can't tell you if I know you from the catalogue or magazine (She's a model and she's ooh, looking good) (Fashion party) I got the cameras flashin' Fa-Fa-Fa Fashion She's a model and she's ooh, looking good She's a model Baby, she's a model She's a model and she's ooh, looking good [Dapwell] Tell them what I am! He's a model and he's ooh looking-ooh looking He's a model h-h-he's a model She's a model and she's ooh, looking good She's a model and he's ooh, looking ooh, looking [Hook] I see London, I see France Where'd you get yourself those pants? I can't tell if you want to hit me or if you want to dance Hot pink and acid green All dressed up like Halloween Can't tell you if I know you from the catalogue or magazine (She's a model and she's ooh, looking good) (She's a model) I got the cameras flashin' Fa-Fa-Fa Fashion [Kool A.D.] Barbizon, Louis Vitton Todd Solondz, André Breton Aime Cesaire, I don't care I'll pull down your underwear [Hook]