Chad Mitchell Trio - Alice Revisited lyrics

You've heard of the story Alice Told without any malice Alice is fond of Algernon And there's no wondering For Algy is quite a handsome lad A handsome lad, a handsome lad Except for one little thing His skin, chagrin It's veined and spotted and speckled and dotted But Alice is fond of Algernon And there's no wondering For Algy is quite a handsome lad A handsome lad, a handsome lad Except for one little thing His voice, rejoice It's cackled and chronic and stereophonic His beard, it's weird It's terribly horrid and grows from his forehead His eyes, surprise He dips them in highballs to wash out his eyeballs