Chad and Jeremy - The Emancipation Of Mr. X lyrics

Clyde There's a man I know - I shall call him Mr. X (Such a nice man) Then one fine day, mr. X was heard to say "You can all go to hell!" And he wished the office boy farewell As he scrambled for the stairs Such a nice man Why ever do a thing like that? He didn't even take his hat Or draw his pay He didn't wander very far For as he reached the car He saw the park beyond And little boats upon a pond And he wanted just to play, so . . . Like a man possessed He walked to the pond and there undressed And gamboled in the sun And he shrieked all the while, "I'm having fun For the first time in my life!" Such a nice man You'll never guess what happened then I only heard about it when The ambulance came While he was thus imbued And was sitting in the nude He was looking at a flower And as the clock struck the hour of five They carted him away Such a nice man He says he's God and perhaps he's right For he never ever gets uptight And he swears he's sane And he prays for us all every night Such a nice man