Cex - Earth-Shaking Event lyrics

Now I feel it necessary to remind you, my friend That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth-shaking event This planet's seen in recent history So I suggest that you can it and hand the mic to me Now I feel it necessary to remind you, my friend That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth-shaking event This planet's seen in recent history So I suggest that you can it aim the camera at me Cex got his heart broke, can you believe that? I've got the pieces to prove it, but this track'll be my gluestick An album on my shelf that'll tell me what I really need to hear It's all the same, all rage, all tears And It'd be nice to pump my fist, shout 'b**h!' and feel great But I just can't relate I like girls, they're the one thing that makes this life worth livin' So we ought to stop singing this stale regurgitation of dismiss Today it all changed, you see I broke up with my girl But I'ma right a party jam and dedicate it to her Don't think for a minute I'm out to fake sensitive You can k** me if you see me on some lily-faced sh** I'm just sick of the same self-righteous regret I'm snatching mics and guitars from the whiny and redundant Catch the blunt end of the role model's brutal honesty Don't wallow in their mess depressed, follow me Now I feel it necessary to remind you, my friend That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth-shaking event This planet's seen in recent history So I suggest that you can it and hand the mic to me Now I feel it necessary to remind you, my friend That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth-shaking event This planet's seen in recent history So I suggest that you can it aim the camera at me Middle finger to the indie rock singer Middle finger to the wack MC Middle finger to the uncreative underground And a sack of middle fingers to y'all on MTV Middle finger to the indie rock singer Middle finger to the wack MC Middle finger to the uncreative underground Now some s**s claim that their lyrically superior Writing Cex off cause they say I'm not serious Yeah, you might use a few more syllabyles But you're singing about the exact same sh** Britney Spears is So hear this, I represent the average music listener You've been bringin' us down, and now we're all pissed at ya I'm takin' your crowns and handin' 'em out on the corner To little kids sick of being tormented and bordered I'm not gonna cry cause my girl and I split I'm gonna be psyched that our lives even ever mixed And that I didn't let the artist living in my headphones Turn me bitter and cliche, ridiculous and emo Oh no, au contraire my brother Your mind sings precisely your problem with others Because the five bis**ual hang-ups are out Sexual phone ringing off the hook, that's what it's about. Now I feel it necessary to remind you, my friend That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth-shaking event This planet's seen in recent history So I suggest that you can it and hand the mic to me Now I feel it necessary to remind you, my friend That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth-shaking event This planet's seen in recent history So I suggest that you can it aim the camera at me Now I feel it necessary to remind you, my friend That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth-shaking event This planet's seen in recent history So I suggest that you can it and hand the mic to me Now I feel it necessary to remind you, my friend That splittin' with your girl ain't the most earth-shaking event This planet's seen in recent history So I suggest that you can Shut the f** up, please!