Damian: Look at me I'm cool and I'm charming Debonair and disarming That's me to a T Take a look at me Don't need no fandangos I got all of the angles Just look at me Damian: Look at me Keith: Look at you Damian: I ain't no beginner a natural winner That's me to a T Damian: Take a look at me Keith: Take a look at you Damian: I can sing acappella I'm a hell of a fella Just look at me Keith: You know nothin' at all about ladies Let me give you a piece of advice You're headin' for nothin' but trouble You'll be paying a hell of a price 'Cos you think you're a bit of a k**er That the ladies will fall at your feet "Ha" They could eat you for supper And spit you right out on the street Damian: Look at me Keith Look at you Damian: Your resistance will crumble Get ready to rumble 1, 2, 3! Damian: Take a look at me Keith: Look at you Damian: I'm as fit as a fiddle So let's hide it a little Just you and me Keith: It's a very bad time to be co*ky When your out there on the pull Hold your horse like a jockey And don't rush in like a bull You have to be patient with ladies And tell them what they want to here Keep a steady aim on your target Don't shoot like a young pistoler Keith: Take a good look at yourself For goodness sake All the ladies are laughin' Ask yourself why Take a good look at yourself And you will see A natural loser Take it from me Damian: Look at me I ain't no beginner A natural winner That's me to a T Take a look at me I can sing acappella I'm a hell of a fella Just look at me Damian & Keith repeat what they just sang at the same time Keith: A natural loser Take it from me Damian: I'm a hell of a fella Look at me