Celebrity Sex Scandal - The Affliction lyrics

I'm a prisoner in my home I can't deny myself the sins of the flesh So many pretty girls and so little time Her lips, her hips, there's just no time to undress. Hey buddy how's your wife And has she asked you about me We should drink some time… Share notes, let bygones be I'm not a dick, I just have a problem If only I could be the president The power I would have could feed my every urge Never full, I'm suffering Can't find a cure for this affliction of mine Hey buddy how's your wife And has she asked you about me We should drink some time… Share notes, let bygones be I'm not a dick, but it is the problem Don't step in front of me Don't get in the way of what I need I've never had to k** But will to get a chance to slip inside you Extramarital s**ual overachiever Dr. D will find the truth and cast these demons from my youth To try to heal these wounds inside of me I have suffered All of my life I'm not at peace with me inside I've always let my Id come creeping out I try to find my way, I try to find my way Why is my right so wrong Nothing ever turns out well I know that I create my hell My second brain is driving me insane I try to find my way I try to find my way Maybe I'll be happy when I die