Celebrity Sex Scandal - In Excess lyrics

Don't be caught suspended there gripping yourself You must take precaution for potential accidents Keep your chair close and check the safety harness Never put on a rubber mask and let the camera roll Never try it Just don't try it Never try it No… (Asphyxiophilia will flood your brain with dopamine) Don't ya know Asphyxiophilia Don't ya know It will k** ya Leave all your problems dead hanging naked Don't embarra** mom and dad, they'll claim a suicide Bowling surfing or skateboarding could be so much more fun All it takes is one slip and you're sure to not wake up It couldn't be worth the risk unless you can't get laid Never try it Just don't try it Never try it Don't… (Asphyxiophilia will flood your brain with dopamine) Don't ya know Asphyxaphilia Don't ya know It will k** ya Leave all your problems dead hanging naked Learn from the mistakes of David Carradine and Micheal Hutchence Strangulation equals masturbation Just breathe, let the oxygen reach your brain Just breathe, and then come back again