CeeLo Green - Crooked Booty lyrics

Make ya,and Shake yo sh** (woo Lord) I am puttin poetry into motion my addiction is overdosing from a natural high Supplyin the soul with that unmistakinable mystical magical feelin that your money can't buy Becomin a slave to the rhythm there's no way that you could stop me now I'd like to see you try Because I'm already long gone don't be scared for me baby just blow me a kiss good bye I can't believe you'd rather stay behind then go beyond talk to me baby tell me why Society won't set ya free now follow me programmin' your fear to fly Best believe I'm a breathe and break ground before I die I know it's live and let live but my love won't let me lie Make me wanna do the And we don't speak proper english when we walk we strut our stuff We act like life is gravy even though it's oh so rough My doctor diagnosed me and he said now here's the deal You're coming down with a bad case of The Crooked Booty (come on, everybody) The Crooked Booty (I can't hear y'all) Now everybody do the crooked booty Come on, I say the crooked booty (come on) Come on everbody I say the crooked booty Yeah, the crooked booty Now everybody do the crooked booty Yeah, come on, the crooked booty Oh doctor doctor help me please I got this problem come over me And I just can't shake it (I just can't seem to shake this thing off up me, now help me) At first I was just fine Didn't really play it no mind Until it hit another time (another time) Cuz my chest popped out (my chest popped out) And my back went in (I said my back went in) Started movin my body Like I had a nervous itch (ooow) So the doctor gave me (say what?) This remedy (what'd he say?) He said, "Pop it to boy" And feel the beat It's the brand new craze And it's comin your way It was started in the slums By the Dungeon Family It's not very hard it's kinda easy to do All you got to be is poor and broke and have no loot It's called the Crooked Booty when it's only a test It's like tryin to stop the IRS from takin your cheques It's like tryin to soak your cheese and took all the rap It's like tryin to stop a n***a from crackin your back on this track It's like tryin to tell your daughter you can't chase the cake It's like tryin to stop a boss jack from swangin his set You just go like that (it don't matter) You can be 400 pounds or be as tall as Shaq (come on) Pimp get out your llac And do the crooked booty And do the crooked booty Do the crooked booty do the crooked booty do the crooked booty (aaaaaaaaaaah) Now everybody do The Crooked Booty (Everybody, come on) The Crooked Booty (I can't hear y'all) Now everybody do the crooked booty (a little louder) Come on, I say the crooked booty (People in the back) Come on everbody I say the crooked booty (People on the side) Yeah, the crooked booty Now everybody do the crooked booty (Yeah, y'all got it) Yeah, come on, the crooked booty (A little louder y'all) I ain't got no paper I can't wipe my a** But give me one lil' dollar I'll show you how to make it last I ain't got no paper I can't wipe my a** But give me one lil' dollar I'll show you how to make it last (I'll show you how to) And we don't speak proper english when we walk we strut our stuff We act like life is gravy even though it's oh so rough My doctor diagnosed me and he said now here's the deal You're coming down with a bad case of the The Crooked Booty The Crooked Booty (A little louder now) Now everybody do the crooked booty (do it like you can't do it no more) Come on, I say the crooked booty Come on, I say the crooked booty Yeah, everybody do the crooked booty Now everybody do the crooked booty The crooked booty Now everybody do the crooked booty (yeah, everybody) The Crooked Booty (Come on) Now everybody do the crooked booty (I can't hear y'all) I say the Crooked Booty Now everybody say the crooked booty The Crooked Booty Now everybody do the Crooked Booty The Crooked Booty (yeah, y'all got it)