Cedric The Entertainer - In the Store lyrics

[Cedric:] Yo yo yo yo, my man, yo [Clerk:] Yeah. What can I help you with? [Cedric:] Hey come on man you gotta say you got me on this one. Look... [Clerk:] What do you need? What do you need? [Cedric:] You got the new Nelly? You got that in? The Nellyville? You got that. Right? [Clerk:] What is that rap or something? [Cedric:] What? [Clerk:] I think we just sold out of it man [Cedric:] Sold out?! Come on bro this the 4th 5th store I've been to today, they all sold out! [Clerk:] We're all sold out bro [Cedric:] Come on man you gotta help a brother out, man I'm in a desperate situation here player! [Clerk interruptes:] Hey Man! [Clerk:] I'd love to help you my brother! [Cedric:] I got a nice little s**y little thing waitin' on me at the crib & all she wanna hear is Nelly, I'm tryin' to get it through your spell [Clerk:] I hear you! [Cedric interrupts:] What? [Clerk:] I hear you, you gotta get the mood goin' you know... [Cedric: laughin'] Yeah, that's what I'm tryin' to do, Pimp Juice! [Clerk:] Pimp Juice?! [Cedric:] Look man, let me... can you download it for me? Somethin'! [Clerk:] Sorry man, we can't do that here, sorry! [Cedric:] MP3? You can't...? [Clerk:] No, we can't, we can't MP3 it, sorry [Cedric:] Let me take one of your listenin' machines or somethin' & I'll bring it back to you tomorrow [Clerk:] Your f**in' crazy? My boss would k** me man! [Cedric:] Look man, just check in the back, do whatever you gotta do [Clerk:] Hold on, let me s... let me see what I can do for you bro. Let me see... [Clerk:] Man this is the last one I got [Cedric:] For real? Alright! Cool wait... [Clerk:] The clean version, that's all I got, I found the clean version for you! [Cedric:] It's the clean version? [Clerk:] Nelly... you know the new one, Nellyville [Cedric:] It said there's no cussin' on it? None? [Clerk:] You want it? [Cedric:] That's all you got? [Clerk:] It's hip-hop! [Cedric: Sigh] Damn. Alright, alright give me that man. I just got to make it happen right now, I just gotta... [Clerk:] Alright but hurry up we got people waitin' in line here, they've been waitin' for a long time [Cedric:] Yeah, go ahead & give it to me [Clerk:] Good luck dawg!