Cecily Strong - Melanianade lyrics

Here lies my last nerve Donald. I've stood by your side this whole campaign. Your beautiful, dutiful Melania. I can't take it anymore. I am your wife, your daughter, your mouthpiece, your one black friend, your other daughter. And you're breaking us, taking it for granted that we'll always be there. But one day soon Donald, you may wake up and this bomb p**y bow blouse will be gone. (Sorry) I'm not sorry (Sorry) I'm not sorry (Sorry) Donald naw I'm not sorry I'm not sorry I'm not sorry Always screwing up (I'm not sorry) Excepting me to clean it up (I'm not sorry) Said I'll stick with you unless (I'm not sorry) I think we've gotten to unless (I'm not sorry) Me and my ladies pack our Gucci up We spilling tea with our pinkies up. (Fix your bald spot!) I've had enough Tired of thinking about you I'm done thinking about Four fingers up Make 'em bend right Poke 'em in the face, Tell him, "Boy, bye." Tell him, "Boy, bye." (You're fired) "Boy, bye." Four fingers up (Tell him "hell nah") Tired of thinking about you. Daddy wants to tweet he's sorry I don't even think he means it I'm supposed to be the brains here What the hell have I been thinking? Now he's bringing Paula Jones in There goes my friendship with Chelsea Clinton I'll miss you Chelsea Clinton Call me Chelsea! Tired of thinking about you I'm done thinking about you Four fingers up (Tell him "hell nah") Tired of thinking about you. I k**ed on that convention speech no lie But I'll never be Ivanka in your eyes I don't give a damn Tonight I'm turning tables Don't call me Tiffany Trump I'm Tiff Maples! Leave my resignation in the hallway Signed Omarosa There's no last name No last name I ain't f** with no last name ? have a good night Donald don't underestimate your wife I got an Eastern Euro mindset Might forgive I won't forget Donald better watch out (watch out) Me and my ? about to walk out I see Mike Pence in the corner Looking for the back door He only want me when I'm not there Without us, you wouldn't be standing there You'd just be that guy with the weird hair You'd just be that guy with the weird hair