Cecily Strong - First Got Horny 2 U lyrics

[Intro: Cecily, Elizabeth, Kate, Vanessa, Aidy] Hey boys, we love all of you But this song is for a few special men The ones who ignited our flames Who opened our eyes And who first taught us how to be truly horny [Verse 1: Cecily, Kate] I was in seventh grade, watching TRL When I had a feeling I had never felt It was Carson Daly in enormous jeans And the blackest nails I'd ever seen I got up on the couch, and I knocked my first one out 1996, I first heard MmmBop Started getting sweaty in my thermal top Taylor Hanson's lips, and his long blonde hair The most gorgeous woman anywhere And that's how I could tell (could tell) That I was gay as hell [Chorus 1: Group] You lit the spark inside of me You set my teeny tiny b**bies free Yeah, we never met and we never will But I thank you still Cause I first got horny to you [Verse 2: Elizabeth, Vanessa] My guy was hot as hell, a real authority It was Mr. Sheffield from The Nanny He was so refined, it made me insane But I still don't know that actor's name I look him up on my phone Just a second while it loads Charles Shaughnessy Okay, now it's me, mine is pretty bad It's those guys who k**ed their mom and dad The Menendez Brothers, they were cute and young I think Eric was the hotter one Vanessa, this is on TV Oh, right Then I'll say JTT [Chorus 2: Group] You lit the spark inside of me You were my p**n in 1993 And I never saw you without a shirt But hey it still worked Cause I first got horny to you [Bridge: Aidy] I came alive back in '94, I fell for a carnivore That's right, the cool teen son from Dinosaurs I would sit on my hands and scoot to a man in a lizard suit [Chorus 3: Group, Kate] You lit the spark inside of me You taught me how to [?] just for me I would steal a pillow, put it down And just go to town When I first got horny to you So horny, yeah When I first got horny to you When I first got horny to you