Caustic (Battle Rapper) - Caustic vs Q Shinobi lyrics

[Round 1: Caustic] This is my King of The Dot debut y'all Welcome to Flatline Oh you Q Shinobi right? You don't wanna be that guy I mean you about a silk dragon shirt away from being that guy Parking tickets on his Honda Civic outside of Pacific Mall? Yup that guy He's gonna talk about my rhythm maybe call me a racist cracker But you're such a wanna be Asain rapper you probably hate Dizaster See todays the day your racial confusing comes to an end I'll run in your crib with mud on my Timbs just to f** up your Zen See for you being Asain ain't too tough to pretend Especially when youre built like their women and f**ing hung like their men See this is why dime pieces and white people ignore you Plus you treat Syco like a f**ing tiny penis support group Yo I came here to expose you as the clone that you are I mean your multi's are fubar most of these Q bars Sounds like A-Cla** is somewhere behind me holding cue cards So I'ma shove this experiment back in his test tube You wanna be Asian so bad you probably eat cats if they let you I heard you got banned from an animal rescue cause you asked for a menu Yo I can tell this guy isn't ready As a kid he must not have liked his spaghetti What f**in part of your White aren't you gettin You probably find Asian stereotypes so upsettin You'd probably be offended if people threw rice at your wedding It's 2011 an Asian gimmick is just a waste of time You shoulda called your album the Wu-Tang Clan's affect on the Caucasian mind This Old Dirty ba*tard knows every word of every Wu song Well I'ma Masta k**a with the RZA that I GZA/jizz on this dudes mom It's Ghostface and ya dead for trying to Cappa da true don So check the Method you'll get sent to Heaven for acting like U-God [Round 2: Caustic] How you gonna throw some Pumpkin shots like you;re the f**ing Hobgoblin Just mind ya business f*ggot you walking that thin line between Ground Zero and rock bottom You can't do what I do Q I battled Diz' on 24-hour notice You been freestyling, battling for 10 years and wow nobody noticed I mean you ain't never gonna be famous I think deep down you know this You're like a less successful Knamelis so I guess that makes you Homeless In your last battle you really said the words verbal fist that's some sh** I can't feel son If you ever say the words verbal fist in a battle you should get hit with a real one So you a better rapper then who? And if so that hasnt been proved Cause you 28 and still rap like you new I mean if you claiming to be a vet you would have that status removed Cause saying sh** verbal is just an amatures tool for pussies to describe the sh** they wouldn't actually do If I was scrapping with Q I'd f**in murder you fam' I'd f**ing put in work with my hands like Roberto Duran If p**y was a message board you'd have a permanent ban And you deserve it cause I'm pretty sure your girl is a man I mean I hate to switch up the subject (Yes that hoes right there) But look at the b**h that you're in love with every time you kiss in public You can probably taste the other dicks that she's been s**ing You think your girl looks like Mystique that b**h looks like mistake If your girl was a beauty queen that b**h would be Ms. Steak That s*ut has such a stretched vagina She turns a two pump chump into the f**ing energizer That hoes so ugly that if people see you try to get inside The police will make you take a breathalyzer So stop tryna act like that who*es a hottie You gotta Facebook b**h bro you know Decent face horrid body how ya'll say it Laura Tarsi I'll shove a dick so far in the who*e that it damage her uterus And I'll use that s*uts blood as a natural lubricant This f*ggot Q's a b**h and if I have to use my fists I'll f**ing black and blue your lips So they can f**ing pa** for Hover Crips That's two b**h, lets go [Round 3: Caustic] Wow that sh** about my nose was kinda funny It probably would have been better if when you said it your nose didn't touch me You have the nerve to say people are comparing me to you I mean I know I'm a bird what the f** kinda parakeet are you? After this battle I'ma put an O in the breeze I mean if you prepared to do work Q you should roll up ya sleeves Ya full of sh** man ya got f**ing hip hop on ya arms am I right or am I wrong I mean if hip hop lives in the North that f**ing sh** died on your arms I came a long way to tell you those tats are a mistake You shoulda just gave the dude the extra 20 bucks and just let him tattoo "f*ggot" on your face So talk about Italians tell everybody I lack any rhythm But I'm the man with the writtens you just mad cause you isn't So who got played Q if I'm the only one getting paid cash for my visit If you Shinobi I must SEGA cause I mastered the system I got a pristine clique that I sip lean with I'll stab you to f**ing d**h with the pen I write 16's with Paint the ceiling with your blood on some Sistine sh** So if sh** gets graphic I'll leave Shinobi in 16 bits You've got a diseased dick thats some sh** I can't take And it's well known you got herpes so we'll just skip on the hand shake I mean who brags about having herpes what the f**s that about Jay What were you for Halloween? The f**ing monkey from Outbreak In summary I'd just like to let you know the people in your town like to Facebook chat Told me about your herpes and your girl I been waiting to snap How you ain't f**in real man you ain't what you rap You got kicked out of the last event for doing c**aine in the back Every song with you on it is just a waste of a track Your career is just a hobby that's fading to black So the sad part about it is that you paid me a rack Just to hear to your face what your friends say behind your back