Caulfield - Girlfriendectomy lyrics

I've gotta get this thing off of my back I'm scared that it might cause a heart attack I'm b**hy, lethargic, feeling like sh** It's long past due now that I remove it Wash my hands, put on my latex gloves Pa** the scalpel, I'll put on my scrubs Now's the time to operate, in sixty minutes I'll be great 'cause I'll be rid of her Girlfriendectomy, It's a girlfriendectomy It's a girlfriendectomy Girlfriendectomy, It's a girlfriendectomy It's a girlfriendectomy I've gotta get this thing off of my dick The sight of it's starting to make me sick It's getting worse, it's spreading to my brain I sleep and eat and breathe in constant pain Wash my hands, put on my latex gloves Pa** the scalpel, I'll put on my scrubs Now's the time to operate, in sixty minutes I'll be great 'cause I'll be rid of her Girlfriendectomy, It's a girlfriendectomy It's a girlfriendectomy Girlfriendectomy, It's a girlfriendectomy It's a girlfriendectomy