Catie Curtis - Preacher lyrics

I am the preacher, I'm on TV God has cable and he is watching me Tune in on Sunday mornings at then I can save you if you just send in: Five hundred dollars to save a single soul It doesn't really matter if you're young or if you're old We need all the money to fight the holy war So if you are a sinner, well, you'd better send some more I am the preacher's wife, I am looking fine Cause God loves me--I'm younger all the time These diamonds and pearls, they came from above And you will feel the love, write to us care of: Five hundred dollars to save a single soul It doesn't really matter if you're young or if you're old We need all the money to buy the holy wine So if you are a sinner, well, you'd better not waste time I am the new age guru of the day I can heal you with everything I say Come to the center, buy my video Join the family, come on, let go! Of five hundred dollars to save a single soul It doesn't really matter if you're young or if you're old You need to give the money to find your inner peace And you will reach enlightenment within eleven weeks