Sofia: Baileywick takes care of all of us Never puts up any kind of fuss The castle steward who always aims to please James: He polishes all of my trophies Making sure that my dog has no fleas Amber: Provides a hankie anytime I need to sneeze... AH-CHOO! All: He's Baileywick The man of the castle Does everything without any ha**le and super quick You can always count on Baileywick Sofia: Baileywick, the king's right-hand man Draws up all of the household plans Miranda: Reminds the children that they need to wash their hands Before meals! Roland: He jots down all of my proclamations And he never takes any vacations Miranda and the kids: When there's a problem, he always understands Roland and servants: He's Baileywick, the man of the castle Miranda and the kids: Does everything without any ha**le All: And super quick You can always count on Baileywick He's always there, he's everywhere All day and every night When troubles lurk Baileywick: I'll make it work! All: He gets the job done right He's Baileywick The man of the castle Does everything Roland & Miranda: Without any ha**le All: He's super quick, through thin and thick You can always count on Baileywick Count on Baileywick You can always count on Baileywick