Oh it was many years ago When I served as your apprentice I worked my wings off everyday 'Til my MAGIC grew momentous Yet you never let me look at your Most wonderful possession A secret BOOK of spells that soon Become my sole obsession 'Cause it was such as bore Being FAIRY number four You treated me like your own chattel It'll be far more fun Being fairy number one So won't you make way for Miss Nettle I'm like a pretty rose but be forewarned Mess with Nettle and you will get the thorns I'll be as famous as Maleficent But twenty three times more magnificent (Thank you. Thank you very much. You're too kind.) Darlings, it was such a bore being FAIRY number four And now I have a SCORE to settle I'll be so much fun Being fairy number one So make way for MISS Nettle Everyone make way for Miss Nettle