[Verse 1: Princess Jubilee] I like to... eat meat, swill booze Wake up with brand new tattoos I like to... talk loud Play rough I ain't got time for that girly girl stuff [Chorus: Princess Jubilee] I'm a different kind of princess, can't you see? I don't lift my pinkie when I'm sipping tea I'm a different kind of princess, got no cla**! And if you don't like it, kiss my... Royal a-a-a-a-a-a-a**! [Isabella] Princess, that's not very ladylike! [Princess Jubilee] Well, from I heard, you didn't used to be either [Verse 2: Princess Jubilee] I like to... live fast, make noise Swap spit with both girls and boys I like to... start fights, make a big mess But this is one damsel who ain't in distress! [Chorus: Princess Jubilee] I'm a different kind of princess, don't you think? I don't wear glitter and I... don't like pink I'm a different kind of princess, got no gown! But that ain't stoppin' anyone from... bowin' down! [Verse 3: Princess Jubilee] I'm a different kind of princess, no one's fool And if you're my kind of princess Be that kind of princess Free your inner princess! And you will rule! [Isabella] What happened to me? Oh, where am I?