Love is strange And sometimes kinda gross It's embarra**ingly ga**y And it leaves its dirty underwear In piles around the place Love is rude It has a sort of smell And it thinks that you don't notice And it blurts out things that make you wanna smack it's stupid face And it's awkward and confusing It annoys you half to d**h The. It grins that dopey grin And you can't catch your breath Love is strange and sometimes sort of smug And it's really really bossy And it messes with your head Till you're a hopeless basket-case And it's stubborn It's insulting It's obnoxious It's the worst You keep pushing it away And you fall in headfirst Love is strange And often pretty drunk It looks different without makeup And it's nothing like the fairy tales You grow up dreaming of Love is weird Love is dumb Love is strange But that's what makes it Love