Who will play with me today? Who will be my partner? Who's the kid that floats around? He's a trouble starter Who's the kid that's going through his mama's pocket book and giving business to the ice cream man? Call him Equal Thomas I kinda wanna be him No one else has met him 'cause no one else can see him But I can see him Hiding in the closet Setting things on fire Playing hooky ever day That's Equal Thomas Equal Thomas don't mean to be braggin' but one day he'll be driving his daddy's Volkswagon station wagon Jumping over sprinklers Tracking in the water I caught him playing doctor with the neighbor's daughter Equal Thomas Ford is making dinner Individual slices Slather on the peanut bu*ter Packin' Oscar Meyer in his Radio Flyer Hookin' up his Big Wheels Now he's a freedom rider I can see him jumping over fences Flying through the sky and talking about the weather there in California Who will play with me today? Who will be my partner? Equal Thomas Equal Thomas