The dust mite just might not bite If you treat her right The dust mite just might sleep tight Right through the night A dust mite is the smallest pet But I dont care its all I could get I saw its eyes through a microscope They were filled with tears they were filled with hope I took her home and made her bed But she would not lay down her tiny head So I told her a tale of silly things And she yawned and stretched and started to sing I said Take my dust mite to the beach And parade her on her itsy leash Chattin with the owners of the dogs and cats Make sure they dont squish my dust mite flat Hey baby dust mite dont you fear Ill love you for a million years Ill love you till the end of time Now go to bed and stop that cryin