[Verse 1: PiGPEN] I rent a car, rent a cop, rent a bar, rent a hot s*ut Threesome, I'm in her bu*t The rent-a-cop's c*nt food b**h waving her tits out the sunroof "Who's driving this motherf**er?" I dunno, some dude, who cares man? f** you Grab an Irish Cream from out the bar Make women Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Stoned as Pompeii, s**ing that Bombay f** what you were gonna say, pa** that Cuz I just wanna put my penis in her a** crack And move it up and down like the Nasdaq Me? I'm Berlusconi at a bunga-bunga It'll hurt you only the first time I tongue ya Cuz they brought me girls who's ages was under And to each one I said "younger! younger!" [Verse 2: PiGPEN & Cashlin] Yo Cashlin (yeah Pen?) You know that chick that works down at the Baskin Robbins? You know that one that hot one? That hipster chick with the eclectic fashion (Yeah I f**ed her last week, now my pubes rashin') (I f**ed her so hard she thought I was a man of pa**ion) (I just wanted to cum and I did on her gla**es) (She was just a skeevy hipster boney white a**ed b**h) Is that what you imagined when you were jackin' Off, I know you haven't talked to Jasmine (Imagine? You think I like the p**y I've been havin'?) (Ask the b**h yourself I'll get better ratings than Mad Men) Well if it happened like that then, It shouldn't matter That I f**ed her a** in the back of her Datsun (Damn that's hot, I'll think of that when I'm fappin') Screw that I'll bring her over, lets get some action!