Alexander Downer: Look at me, I'm Alexander D Opposition Leader - now how'd that come to be? No idea, I woke up and I was here Lookin' like a superstar and feelin' queer. Old money - and I'm a master of debate Five minutes - and I might just meet my fate. 'Cos I'm too freaky I'm a greasy-cheeked freak A leader of tomorrow, but I won't be 'round next week 'Cos I'm too freaky Band: Too freaky! Downer: Twisted to the bone And I'm thinkin' that I'm sinkin' like a stone... But it's a chance in a million That led me to this place It's destiny that you and me Should square off face to face Paul Keating: That's lovely, Alexander, and may the best man win. Downer: Ah, f** me, I've got Buckley's in the state I'm in - pull the pin! Look at you, you don't know what to do Never thought a man could be so Lib'ral through and through Yes I know, they wanna drag me back below But I've got the things that batter! Band: MATTER! Downer: Bugger - there I go! Way looney - like Screamin' Lord Such They're screw me - I'm just much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much much too freaky! I'm a greasy-cheeked freak A leader of tomorrow, but I won't be 'round next week 'Cos I'm too freaky Band: Too freaky! Downer: Utterly defiled C'mon, Australia, let's get wild, wild, wild I'm too freaky...