Casey Abrams and the Gingerbread Band - Cougertown lyrics

[Spoken Intro] Let me tell you a little something That's a town that I know That'll make your garden grow It's a magical place, even though it'll soak your face Where the women are wise With seductive lust in their eyes and a piercing look That you're gonna feel though every single nook She got love, she got style Her forte is a train that's a thousand miles long And you know her caboose is strong Experience with that grin? Oh boy, it'll really win But you know, I think it's a win-win Casey, tell them where you been [Verse 1] It'll started out at a cheap hotel A two dollar whiskey hell, close to L.A I was turning tricks on the saxophone Trying to make my way back home And maybe get laid She was swimming around the bar Hunting boys down like a shark The target lock was set on me She took me by the hand Introduced me to her friends And all the rest is history [Chorus] She got me down in cougar town Beautiful ladies all around She got me down in cougar town There ain't no better place around [Verse 2] Riding smooth like a limousine She was my love machine And I was her toy She showed me things I ain't seen before She opened that secret door For grown men, not boys There were birds and there were bees Ladies hanging from the trees And everyone was waiting for me [Chorus] She got me down in cougar town Beautiful ladies all around She got me down in cougar town There ain't no better place around [Verse 3] Cougar town Cougar town Cougar town, baby Cougar town Cougar town Cougar town, baby [Chorus] She got me down in cougar town Beautiful ladies all around She got me down in cougar town There ain't no better place around [Chorus] She got me down in cougar town Beautiful ladies all around She got me down in cougar town There ain't no better place around [Bridge] I been to Indonesia But it's better than that Bolivia tried to please you But it's better than that Jamaica, nice to meet you But it's better than that Cougar town got it now Sweden's got the cuties But it's better than that You know Bermuda tried to do me But it's better than that You know but Cuba's got the booty But it's better than that Cougar town got it now [Chorus] She got me down in cougar town Beautiful ladies all around She got me down in cougar town There ain't no better place around