Sometimes it comes in threes You can't just win for free Why must _____ victory is here Somebody please feel sorry for me The less luck you need, the more you want The more you expect, the less you get The less luck you need, the more you want The more you expect, the less you get Sometimes it comes in threes You can't just lose for free Why must _____ victory is here Somebody please feel sorry for me The less luck you need, the more you want The more you expect, the less you get The less luck you need, the more you want The more you expect, the less you get The less you get (x 3) When I'm trying but hardly To a pity party When I'm feeling so sorry But I forgot why But it's a pity party And the one thing I got going for me Is in a pity party I can fit right in The less luck you need, the more you want The more you expect, the less you get The less luck you need, the more you want The more you expect, the less you get The less you get (x 7)