Carter USM - Sheriff fatman lyrics

Sherrif fatman started out is business as a granny farmer He ws infamous for fifteen minutes And he appeared on panorama Then he somehow got on board a starship enterprise allowance scheme With a prince of wales award For pushing valium and amphetamines Moving up on second base With nicholas van whats his face At six foot six And 100 tons The undisputed king of the slums With more alias' than klaus barbie Master butcher of leigh on sea Just about to take the stage The one and only - hold the front page Fatman's got something to sell To the capital's homeless A crossroad's motel For the no fixed abodeless Where you can live life in style If you sleep in a closet And if you flash him a smile He'll take your teeth as deposit There's bats in the belfrey The windows are jammed The toilet's ain't healthy He don't give a damn Just chuckles and smiles Laughs like a madman A born again rachman Here comes sherrif fatman With his valium, amphetamines Sicknotes and his phoney prescriptions Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the kitchen Dead heads and cracked heads Bunk beds and breakfasts Wake up you sleepyheads Check this Moving up on second base With nicholas van whatshis face At six foot six And 100 tons The undisputed king of the slums With more alias' than klaus barbie The master butcher of leigh on sea Just about to take the stage The only and only hold the front page