Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - A Bachelor for Baden Powell lyrics

Join the cubs See the world Pay your subs Meet the girls Sell your toys Be reborn They love a boy in uniform 37 wasted years Closeting his greatest fears Still in shorts and eating jelly He used to come and fix our telly Akela, Akela I will do my best Akela, you'll have heart failure Get your hands out of my vest The oldest joker in the pack Knew how to fold a union jack Bought me chocolate, cakes and sweets All the Cadbury's Flakes that I could eat Akela, Akela I will do my best Akela, you'll have heart failure Get your hands out of my vest You're a bachelor for Baden Powell And you don't know where I've been Take your spatula and your bathing towel And go swear your allegiance to the queen You'll get no badge for touching me Bad health or inefficiency Halitosis, poison breath Or scaring little lonely boys to d**h Akela, Akela I will do my best Akela, Akela You've got to get me off your chest Akela, Akela I think that it's time to go Hayla Shayla, see ya later I'm only nine years old and the answer's NO! You're a bachelor for Baden Powell And you don't know where I've been So take your spatula and your bathing towel And go swear your allegiance to the queen