Conspiracy theory Number One Jesus was a man from Mars The stable was a pub called the Rising Sun And The Three Wise Men arrived in cars Conspiracy theory Number Two War is just a marketing plan If you've got an army who'll die for you You can be a marketing man I heard it on the citizen's band There's really nothing to it hardly It's elementary As easy as Alpha Bravo Charlie As simple as ABC I heard it on the citizen's band I heard it from the citizen's band Conspiracy theory Number Three The government control who you are And if your music's good for the economy You can be a rock 'n' roll star There's really nothing to it hardly It's elementary As easy as Alpha Bravo Charlie As simple as ABC I lost the signal in a tunnel for a while And heard some corporate rock Some multi-national And at the end of the dial I heard some manufactured pop I pulled in to the side of the road And retuned to 95 Point I Don't Know Citizen's band radio The home of the stars Tune into the breakfast show And listen to The Man From Mars Go, Da da da da da la la da da da da Da da da da da da la da da da da da Da da da da da da da da de la la la de