Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine - Is Wrestling Fixed? lyrics

The ambulance sirens rang as they wheeled her to the stand feathered, tarred, and handcuffed to a stretcher The doctor's diagnosis was multiple sclerosis an open and shut hopeless f**ing case The wheels of Justice turned till the tires were bald and burned and when they'd all adjourned I asked myself am I un H A P P Y? Does a newborn baby cry? Did Elvis really die? And I said to myself Self... Is wrestling fixed? Am I un H A P P Y Does a newborn baby cry? Did Little Red Riding wear a hood? Do the three bears sh** in the woods? Was Humpty Dumpty fat? Does the Pope wear a funny hat? Is wrestling fixed?