Carter Deems - Carter Deems vs Dallas Cash lyrics

[Round 1: Carter Deems] I'm nice dude, I'm like Dwight Schrute rocking the middle part Your facial hair is lazy there you're missing the middle parts I'm sending darts at his brittle heart 'til it rips apart I'm so fly but I won't lie I just released a little fart See I get really nervous so my stomach stays ga**y And when I leave the battle there's a stain in my khakis I be quick to admit that's really quite nasty But warm milk's the only thing that'll relax me I go to your mom's house and have a progressive conversation It's witty and intellectual but only in moderation He loves guns and claims the Glocks are blazing I'll expose his heart without touching metal; Operation I take the Road Less Traveled, you know Frost Ice cold in the 90's I wore Hugo Boss No fear I'll spit in his ear like when Uno lost Cause I'm so much of a beast I made out with a two toed sloth Yeah I'm a bad boy I've been through detention Spit with a Force that would catch Mace Windu's attention My bars are far sharper than Ginsu precision I'm in a cla** by myself like in school suspension I'm raw dude I'm like the Ja Rule of law school You got them cans, my hands will turn them into dog food I have a dog too his collar is all blue If you have plans for later, I hope they fall through Tiiiime [Round 2: Carter Deems] Carter's the king of diamonds, my bizarre style is argyle Deep in the streets the only people that can be me are Guile Not talking cars my bizarre bars are wild Piranhas, upper cut from serrated blade will make his heart smile Katana, but I hate when I rely on these violent rhymes I hate rappers who think guns will be my demise I had a gun shaking in my face and that's when I relied On being calm in the situation, and I survived True story It's my job just to stomp your 9 to 5 Putting in work, bu*ton up shirt, I'm putting in work every time that I arrive He stays crossed until we see eye to eye I'm a boss, and I can't even tie a tie Quick with the Quidditch, time to play keep away Skipping over the Mean Girls I'd rather date Tina Fey Either way I'll beast today and never let the nina spray Putting macaroni in my pockets, I don't even need the tray Capiche? I'm love and peace, time to put the piece away On beats? I lead the way like a Green Beret My poop was quite green today You need to pray cause I'll turn up the heat and have him against the ropes, like Stevie Ray Or Booker T, he's pushing me, you should really read a book or three My pet iguana broke into his house and took your weed You say you pushing keys like you're Pusha-T But you're so much of a little B you'll probably try to cook for me Time [Round 3: Carter Deems] You say you're gripping gats like you've been Iraq But he's been attacked, floating in the ocean gunning with the fins attached I finish cats instantly like infants sipping Similac Your mustache is right wing your goatee is a democrat They get in disagreements about voting for Gingrich Your mustache is dumb your goatee is a genius Your mustache went to University Of Phoenix Online, your chin graduated on time with a degree in English I should be in school instead I'm at No Coast rapping He's a tool, let shots ring off like Frodo Baggins Holes in his story send the ozone crashing I drive a Prius, my other car is a komodo dragon If Keak The Sneak watched Freaks & Geeks The freestyles he complete would be the speech that we repeat See defeat, breathe the heat like Cream Of Wheat Intellectual rhymes, I'm well read like Pete & Pete Freak-A-Leak is his favorite rap song Freak-A-Leak his favorite instrumental to rap on I got the heart of a thug, I should be at URL Your mom looks like Cadalack Ron, she has a new car smell You say you're a true mobster and you shoot cartels I aim for his license plate, I shoot car's tails I aim for his license plate, I shoot car's tails I aim for his- that was a stupid line and so is your wordplay I'm getting back to my roots, I celebrate Earth Day Rhyme spontaneous, 12 block radius So dope I use my birth name as my alias I'm friends with Jews, Sheikhs and atheists So I don't care about your gun's Big Bang I was raised a Creationist