Carter Deems - Ace Jab Bell vs Carter Deems lyrics

[Round 1: Carter Deems] I've felt the powers since Screech Powers spit game to Lisa Turtle I'm so wild I'll break into a zoo, free the beast and release the turtle Your shells won't land but I own a terrarium that I lease to turtles I cut him down, slow my lawn mower gear down to at least the turtle I share everything with my cat, he even reads my journal But this is war when I pull out that- dang it I forgot to feed my gerbils He's been preparing for months but I was already ready I didn't even need rehearsal Cause I keep my rhymes tight like Brett Farve's pants in a jean's commercial I don't care what your beef is I'm vegetarian I don't even eat fish But I keep going cause I need this, punches flying from each fist Deliver the heat like deep dish I'm about to take Ace Jab out...to Applebees I hope you like cheese sticks I throw melted cheddar at your face, I hope the cheese sticks I forgot to bathe my mom's dog now she's ticked We don't need ticks, this is not a game, you don't need ticks I'm on my A game like I made the Dean's List When Deem's spits, it's like he's in the kitchen, "Here. Eat this." I'm in the kitchen where the heat is, cooking so hard it's like I don't even need wrists Oh forget the kitchen, on Friday night you can catch me out at Applebees And the bottom drawer of my refrigerator, that's where my apples be I just bought an iPhone 6 but I'm not sure what my next app will be Here are two things that are found in nature: apples...bees That's bars! That's not bars that's just babbling Go ahead dude laugh at me I don't care if you laugh at me while I'm battling The only reason I'm battling you is so I can make you flash that beautiful smile that you crack at me Go ahead dude throw cracks at me Pick up a bat and try to crack my knees But I don't really care if you try to get violent I have a few gun lines you can have for free It's like he's fixing his mechanical pencil the way he'll start exchanging lead It's like he's reading a good book, my body-ways he's gonna make it read/red He's making bread he'll hop in his Porsche, won't hit the breaks til he breaks my leg Nah, he'll probably rearrange my face instead when that long nose pop off like Mr. Potato Head Basically, what I'm saying is I'm dead [Round 2: Carter Deems] I love books but most of 'em are overdue This is a freestyle so it's probably going over dude It's going over you, he said he'd make my girl pregnant? Well I don't even have a girl so jokes on you In 2nd grade I won second place in a spelling bee, that's a blue ribbon So cool they don't know what to do with him I'll pull up on a Razor scooter with the roof missing If you were outside and I was inside I'd invite him in (vitamin) that's nutrition My dad just renovated the house, that's a new kitchen I'm cooking but my George Foreman grill left too much of the juice dripping So I switched back to my old grill like DNA with the tooth missing I can tell by your face that you never felt the love of a cute kitten When this dude spitting I'll leave him bummed out when I serve that heat like a soup kitchen You walk in my house you gonna hear the that toaster pop Cause I like to eat toast a lot And you can have some too but be careful, toast is hot Carter about to raise the bar, I like to toast a lot This kid is beat he'll see defeat (da feet) like he looks at his toes a lot T-Top thinking, "That line was terrible"....no it's not You know it's hot, when I pull out that can...of Pepsi I'll spray him in face, let that soda pop Look, I forgot my rhymes so I'll freestyle Yeah I got that gun I'll let it blow back Pick up the heat and buck it (bucket) like Bo's hat Put you behind the clips like where blow at Carter Deems is a baller, hang out where the pros at They said, "Don't sleep on Ace Jab Bell." Well I drank a fifth of Henny and took a Prozac Yeah I'll smoke that But I don't even need the money to go to the hookah room I got twenty dollars but I left it in my car, I drive a Subaru If we played four times I'd probably go two and two Nah I'm just kidding I'm gonna sh** on him like what my poopy do Carter Deems gonna send him to the Angels like Lucy Liu Yeah get it? Charlie's Angels, Cameron Diaz, some other white chick Carter Deems is freestyling but please don't fight it They wanna bite it You already wore braces in 5th grade, Carter Deems sharper than a switch blade Yeah, I wrote like half a round, I'm just playing around with you You got friends and family here earlier but they didn't stick around for you Yeah I slept on this guy, somebody please hand me a Mt. Dew He tried to rock out and peak like a mountain do Time [Round 3: Carter Deems] Put your finger in my ear, he's not rapping right This dude said to cook food well I hope you brought your appetite Because he said I'm white and pale, well, you're exactly right {pause} Ahhh, sorry, I thought I was gonna get reaction, right? Forget this battle, I should've stayed at home and had fun with cats What y'all want me to say that again? Alright I'll run it back Forget this battle, I should've stayed at home and had fun with cats You're just a punching bag, have fun with that You should get a clue like Benedict Cumberbatch Nines, the ninas, AKs, guns and gats Gats and guns, guns and gats it's like I'm breaking up with my pimp the way I'm 'bout to dump a Mac (mack) The bullets will have you jumping jack, waving arms around my head like a jumping jack Cause when I pull out that shotty and start to pumping that I- never mind, guns are wack Still, I'll give you that bad news from long distance, I should've called collect I never popped a Tec, I have lots of pets You have awesome pecs, you probably have lots of s** For real, I'm getting some green it makes my pockets stretch Every time I pocket checks but I'm a bad boy 'bout to give you a pocket check Yeah they're all there When I'm freestyling the heat flying but I never even held a gun So close to the fire it's like I can smell the sun Spit Dat Heat I'm 'bout to melt my tongue I fell to none Thinking outside of the box I keep those punches flying til the belt is won And give jabs to Ace till Ace Jab Bell is rung {chokes and freestyles}