Carter Bays - Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit lyrics

I know what you're thinking: What's Barney been drinking? That girl was smoking hot Yes, I coulda nailed her But no it's not a failure Cause there's one thing she is not To score a 10 would be just fine But I'd rather be dressed to the nines! It's a truth you can't refute Nothing suits me like a suit Picture a world where all the boys and girls Are impeccably well-dressed That delivery guy in a jacket and tie That puppy in a double breast That 80's dude with mutton chops That baby with a lolly pop That lady cop who's kinda cute Nothing suits 'em like a suit Suits! Wingman I can wear! Suits! They're oh, so debonair! Suits! The perfect way to snare A girl with daddy issues! Suits! In navy, blue or black! Check out this perfect rack! I want to give them a squeeze [Marshall] Oh Really? Then answer these questions if you please: What would you do if you had to choose Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits [Ted] What would you say If you gave your suits away And in return you'd never grow old? Suits [Robin] What would you pick? One million chicks Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot! [Lily] What if world peace were within your reach— [Barney] Alalalalalah- I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head out of your a**. Two! Three! Four! Girls will go and girls will come But there's only one absolute Every bro on the go needs to know that there's no accepted substitute I'm sorry, suits, let's make amends. My Sunday Best are my best friends! Send Casual Friday down the laundry chute! Cause nothing suits the, Undisputed, Oft-saluted Suitor of repute Like a.. Wait for it... Suit!