It started off with Jacob, But then Edward came along I had a thing for Emmett But my love for Jasper's strong Or maybe even Carlisle But that would just be strange These boys in books are better 'cause they're never gonna change I wish I was Hermione 'cause those Weasley boys are fit And I'd date Draco Malfoy If I thought he would commit Or maybe Cedric Diggory Oh, but he's in Hufflepuff These boys in books are better And I just can't get enough Of reading everything about them These guys we'll always depend upon And maybe there's a guy out there just like them Who's looking for a girl like Bella Swan... Nah! These boys in books are better 'cause they'll be here forever And we'll always be together And you can take me bowling If you were made up by Rowling I was sold on Gale Who's strong and brave and tall But then she gave us Peeta Who I think confused us all But Finnick's where my heart is So Annie, move aside! But why couldn't I have fallen for The ones that didn't die? Don't even get me started On Pride and Prejudice I've looked for Mr Darcy Girls, he really don't exist But then again, there's Bingley So Jane, get out of the way 'cause I love a bit of cheesiness And I love a good cliche So boys I hope you're taking a notice 'cause I'm one in a huge majority I think that I'm more of a Luna Lovegood But if you ask me nice, I could be your Ginny These boys in books are better 'cause they'll be here forever And we'll always be together And you could be a player But I won't care if you're by Meyer Don't make me use Accio Come on, Darcy And please bring Draco Finnick's body With Edward's looks But hurry up Before I close the book These boys in books are better 'cause they'll be here forever And we'll always be together And you can be my man If you've been written by Suzanne These boys in books are better 'cause they'll be here forever And we'll always be together And I know it's an addiction That I'm in love with fiction But as long as I'm still breathing I just have to keep on reading And it's gonna be red letter When I find a guy that's better Than Edward, Jacob, Emmett, Jasper, Harry, Ron and Draco, Cedric, Peeta, Gale, but I want Finnick Darcy, Bingley, Wickham, no chance Edward, Jacob, Emmett, Jasper, Harry, Ron and Draco, Cedric, Peeta, Gale, but I want Finnick Darcy, Bingley, Wickham, no chance ((Boys in books are better they'll be here forever) (Boys in books are better They'll be here forever) (And it's gonna be red letter When I find a guy that's better) (And it's gonna be red letter When I find a guy that's better)) And it's gonna be red letter When I find a guy that's better than you