You're no rock n' roll fun Like a party that's over Before it's begun You're no walk in the park More like a shot in the dark With clues left for no one All the boys in the band Know how to get down Fill our Christmas socks With whiskey drinks and chocolate bars When the evening ends We won't be thinking of you then Although the best man Won't hang out with the girl band The girl band You're no rock n' roll fun Like a piece of art That no one can touch Your head's always up in the clouds Writing your songs Won't you ever come down? All the boys in the band Know how to get down Fill our Christmas socks With whiskey drinks and chocolate bars When the evening ends We won't be thinking of you then Even if your song Is playing on the jukebox The jukebox You wanna party with the lights on Come on I like the dark You always wanna hear the same old song Come on play another song Coz you're no rock n' roll fun Like a party that's over Before it's begun You're no walk in the park More like a shot in the dark With clues left for no one You're no rock n' roll fun You're no rock n' roll fun You're no rock n' roll fun You're no rock n' roll fun